I created two miracles

 Now that it has become a reason for her laugh.

one, a Monday morning, take a tooth cylinder, four to find water. Suddenly find a glass of cold water on the table, so the use of local materials, poured into the cylinder teeth. When the teeth in the water into the tube mouth, A hurry, involuntarily swallowed, into the belly just think the water has poured into dental tube. Well, my water, my teeth, my belly!

Second, another day of morning, >
br> up in the morning, give yourself a bowl of instant noodles cook, watching the bowl oval poached, boiled egg did not expect myself also summed up the experience: cold water into the eggs will stick to the bottom of the pan; water open play into the eggs, red eggs, boiling water would fall to pieces. Only not quick in the water bubbles into the egg protein will be modified to become a complete egg freezing. Thought of this, could not help think of the scene of his first cooking:

one, than the easiest to cook porridge. Water was opened, the rice into them, when the I have to do is to the highest level of porridge made of raw rice porridge grandson, the son of rice - rice crust.

Second, the rice cooking is simple, easier to do together. At that time no rice cooker, rice stew first, and then cooking. A ready to eat fried rice, green peppers. When the pepper is about cooked, the rice was said to do first, or food to cool it. I say it easy to handle, add the green pepper to the frying of the water, and then Jia Rumi, porridge made of a green pepper, so that the rice in Law, Law in meters.

III, pancakes should be a more complex work. Time the furnace is very important. The first time for the biggest difficulty is that oil pancakes do not know when cooked. So I called the've set a standard in his hand, pinch the time the block table, bake for ten minutes positive and negative bake for ten minutes, the last cake out, cooked can be guaranteed, just bite a bit strenuous.



cycling story was the main means of transport is bicycle,

bicycle without brakes.

natural disasters over the past wind is the source,

now the wind has been a resource to become the main driver of wind power companies.

done over the last wind resources,

against the wind, and burst violently straighten, unable to move, as the resistance exercise.

wind down, it will forge ahead, out of control.

time, the car run faster and faster downwind, such as a runaway horse, the destination is at hand.

said,

Then, suddenly, out of the door from the street to a car!



, flying leap down.

car did not control the people, not run two steps to Zaidao the ground.

we must think I'm a flip, firmly standing there.

However, the inertia force is endless!

I was prostrate, the men on the move for a few meters,

but also face the ground.

although not completely, but it is also black and blue.

Since then, the main means of transport into a 11

drinking stories

once brought a friend from the south to two guests. One is Nanjing, one is Guizhou. Said to look at prairie. Endless prairie, a piece of beautiful horses lotus, white clouds like sheep, camel tall, strong horse, so the guests away. Guizhou is the most interesting guests, and grasslands must be a donkey on the camera, is go back and tell his family that this is not a donkey donkey Guizhou. Soon, went to the dinner, in the pastoral home, everyone you love my friendship, you come to me, while on the climax. Guests accept their hospitality, and soon confused and disoriented. Originally intended to stay for two days, the guests have to leave the next day, we warm to stay. Guests really can not say the sentence: walk, and one said: payable to the upstairs shouted: You happened to be this week through the bridge first million cars, you won the lottery. By the way, you get the money first thing I want to doing? with the emergency in the next: , you do not hear and see this time caught it!.

4, a drunk, can not distinguish truck, right above the left front of all the back lights, the following is the soft land, had to fight to go home, Yishang Ju, the driver said: my home Then turn the car on the street for half an hour.

concluded as follows:



drunk sometimes uncomfortable feeling is living death.

and drinking, courage, reckless, often said not to say it, do not do things.

do not want to drink to do on the wine market, which is an experience, even on the wine market should always be the most low-key person. It is said that, there is some way, even if not learned, but in no way the case is worth learning:

one, , may be appropriate to add water to the glass when the wine used, when only half a cup of water, you can make a cup of water Yuehe Yue high, hot cup of water out and back.

Second, the high-profile drinking, low-key with cup, first try to Bianco, put down the cup of wine or full time. Articulate people Duanbei point can say so, on the one hand can play the role of sober, on the other hand said, tired, tired hear, can take the opportunity to put the glass down.

Third, drinking or eating meat is inevitable lips moistened with wine and oil, then you'll be more waste of some tissue, and not expensive, hard working point, more than wiped his mouth, the wine on the lips not rub, you can come out from the mouth and then spit a number, not the white one back rub. Fourth, the more violent methods is about reach for wine drinking, eye fast chips, drink the body to the back. Then pay attention to whether there is behind the service, they stand is not easy, do not have to go back and change clothes.

five, the best way is to pick up the phone call, something, and take one step ahead. It could not walk, who do not help, will help the wall. Wall also help when I can not to fall down, we all drunk, who jokes Who!



day use of animation, are watching the cartoon for a class gourd doll.

another surprise her house came the sound: try to maintain a childlike innocence, right! The other day, drink slip of the tongue, offended someone, let everyone, in public apology: Adult must read more! > >



Tom and Jerry in the store, pick your daughter a humidifier,

Mickey Mouse shape.

night, daughter of the humidifier plugged into the computer's power supply connection, so

computer connected to the network of the cat is also a night light.

morning asked his daughter: Why do cats have a night light?

stretched her tongue out: buy things out, met a mother to find his son, and complain have found more than an hour. I said: for disobedient children should be given with a pager, the time to send a text message: parents then put the navigation system, where one can find. ! !

classical language dialogue

Today, I use a network of classical languages and daughter joked: the sentence is more classic:

are genetic, if only disaster

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All the bad habits are genetic! people dress more and more cool. I looked up, a man came, looked and fit in, I saw him dressed in a cotton coat, trousers lower body is thick, long hair hung to his shoulders. At a glance who is Fengsha beg. I could not help blurting out that the word irony: The wind was so great how are you attending? you can not think of ways to let the wind stop? to do? the back beckoned, said: I have taken the first step, waved the taxi driver and smiling: Surprisingly,UGG boots clearance, he also humor, a smile he simply said:

pick the little girl in front of table tennis is not far from the case of a ping pong ball, a couple is you do not come to me for the intense competition. Only one next to the audience, a little girl, it should be their daughter. Look about 10 years old, a short haircut, conceal the look of Reiki, the children lively nature in her glance. Sometimes, where the dancing; sometimes as distant music in the case of table tennis with a long, slender fingers on the piano for the action, with most of the time are the first track of table tennis in the back and forth, like a wall suddenly jumped out of chime clock birds, but also like a little kitten chasing a butterfly. As long as the ball to other places, I saw her feet like the placement of the spring, as a cosine of the arrow, and like a brisk little Swallow, suddenly flew to the front of the table tennis, and bend over and stretch open hands, waiting for the ball rolled into her palm. Got the ball back to the case side, if it is to the mother to gently handed hands. If it is to his father, she threw the ball high up Push the father over the head, saw his father caught the ball, on the happy, laughing, like what to do great things. Then, she stared at the ball, like a hound ready to attack. That really happy looking at her innocent smile, who can not think of their beautiful childhood it?

people playing chess

hot weather, people could not eat, sleep, walk way. May have to take the road through the Sports Square, when a person is sitting quietly carved chess board for people to break the iron table, to immediately caught my eye. I saw him wearing a motorcycle helmet, helmet propped in front of the windshield cover the head, upper body, wearing a mechanic's jacket,UGG bailey button, blue canvas pants, a gray pants, what kind of shoes to wear is not seen. Met with the left hand side is a large glass, cans bottles end, a look that is hunger problem once solved. Right hand was holding a small yellow tomato was about Lazi, I do not know what the next significant move. Chess board in front of him has been put out fifty-six tomatoes scattered. His absorbed face, it seems that the opposite is the empty chair sat a peerless master, he is armored cavalry, the ground, concentrate, no one else. I thought: this is a heart and cool man!

Then went to the pharmacy, the owner cleaning is completed, posted to the Band-Aid. I blurted:

children processed the wound, to see inside a body weight scale, so go say a little weight. Did not expect to exercise a month, not by one or two did not cut one or two. Then next to a woman carrying a can stand up, only to hear a gasp: Wow, 125 pounds, how on the afternoon of more than 10 kilograms?

understand Agate Lake

According to imagine that in ancient times, agate lake should be a lake and the volcano with a lake. Later, the volcano sent a little temper, the lake dried up, leaving the agate. Long time ago, and seen pictures of agate lake should be a colorful, Now it is full of sand, the only people to see the point of hope is, bowed his head closer look, just under the sand after the rain finished, the green shoots densely drilled some grass, maybe one day grow into the desert oasis. Agate Lake to a trip to understand two things, all the language of the mouth of others:

one, Agate Lake is a mountain!

we began to select varieties:

Soon, all served the ice cream.

my plate the largest amount of up to, butter up, the highest price, each plate 25.

a question, before we know, this is the casual brand of ice cream.

Oh, when remembered, there is a random ice cream!

threatening mosquito

With the weather getting warmer, mosquitoes were also gradually revived and ready to make trouble, in order to take preventive measures, special measures to make the following threat:

a : lying on the glass windows of a mosquito, with your fingers to press the dead, keeping the whole body, like a specimen on the glass stand in silence, the power of example is infinite, and told the mosquitoes and Gentlemen: This is the vampire invaders end!

Second, placed in a conspicuous place will fly swatter, fly swatter mosquito ancestors came forward a few years of blood does not make a technical treatment, mosquitoes were given a warning on the one hand, blood for blood; the other hand let mosquitoes are aware that before them is a skilled full.

Third, put a window at the entrance when mirex, as a warning sign, there may be gas leaks at any time, should not stay for long!

Fourth, buy a picture of the Uncle on the wall, causing mosquitoes conditioned reflex, this is the



cattle king's death seen a Cattle King to come forward to protect the herd of cattle. However, the cattle king Suiran strong, Wuhu still no match for a pack of wolves, not to mention the cattle. Niu Wang finally tired, bruised, action slow down slowly. All the cows turned out, save the cattle king, but after all, weapons and equipment as a lion, not to mention the Lions group in the , cattle king has been a spent force soon. At this time, halfway suddenly popped up a Cheng Yaojin, another bull to play, and made a surprise move, came a drastic measure, burning bridges, a king of the cattle arrived down to the ground, surrounded them and the lions, enjoy the meal. Just when one can not understand, think carefully, will understand: Since then, it's a cow, it's the cattle, the world is that it's a. This may be the law of natural selection, but certainly did not think the cow, it will come a day sooner or later.

cook steamed vegetables and rice container cylinder

home for Spring Festival, the mother of the past in the village about two lazy and Zhao Li, a second story, find it interesting record:

First, not cooked a long time, over the pages of a dog cage and cook! Carry water back, looking for a tank to pour inside, a man anxious shouted: food cylinder!

four sentences

lectures online lectures, and benefit, there is four sentences, strong feelings:

a I remember once at a friend gathering. We drink and chat together, laughter. But a friend mentioned to me three or four times their opinion, something that my heart. In fact, I did not feel, but this time do have the pressure of work, but I think he did not show it, but accidentally went to work thinking perimeter. This is probably the performance of students relative to the heart.

II, I remember I wrote about in the space of static things, a student commented: Think about is, what our lives too much interference. Although the internal decision to external causes, but the external factors of influence can not be ignored. However, there is always stopped when the wind and enjoy the tranquility of that moment is a blessing. Of course, seeking to be moving in the static, static in action, that is another realm.

three, Apart the word, is the heart die. Sorrow than desperate. Busy people who always said he should be a very sad person. Attend to busy families, parents can stop children and family affairs are busy and can not care about everything that fuss, that is, harm the eye disease, the heart is dead, just busy myself. In fact, we do not busy. Home is a responsibility, is a pleasure, is the work of the rest; work is also a pleasure to stay at home, tired after the break.

Family business as long as the mind at all times, we get tired, I hope not be busy.

Four, Since I was born

themselves, you revolve around me, and quietly come to me, give me the feeling of itching, followed by tingling, has been so I can not forget you. Recently, friends praise you receive text messages, let me once again think of you! After all, him ah your blood flowing! through the film extrusion, so that his body once again become flat, blood for blood! Over the past on the study, power outages, the point of candles. You and your partner quietly came to my side, I want to get close. I lured my blood to you, you cheated taken one by one. Later, one was cut off out of the mouth to bite; a cut of the wings was dancing on the table; a candle tears are made of the modern amber. . . . Now I no longer cruel to you, therefore, advise you: Do not bite me! There are three reasons: First, I will scratch the itch, do not care to break up you, you become a murderer to set me up, resulting in killing my sins; Second, I have been to lose weight, but the results do not, bite me more, Be careful with high blood fat, had high blood pressure, your little body can not afford, do not say I did not warn you; Third, high levels of blood alcohol, drink, and side to side, is not conducive to your flight, be careful crash. Do not say, in short, do not bite me, is your best choice! Finally, let us encourage each one someone else's poem:

saw a lot of things become more spacious

heart

hard bone of the

- I commended

Ruangu Tou - I can not forgive forgive

no bones, only

bug

by someone else's blood to survive

Despite being red-hot



total people feel a little dirty.



animals that the dog said: connection, the game is purely entertainment, not to mention the guy who always like the mouse, running around in front of me. on rice (the wish of rats), sheep and grass in love, I'm the wolf a sheep skin. to, broiled boiled, knocking the brain marrow, bones also Paojiu, I tender more. gentle horse; angry, I was pushed all the armored car. worse off, though is the Tiger, but Tiger is said to cats, foxes also leave Tiger, not to mention the cat do? mentioned two requirements: First, try to make our baked or fried also, at least leave a full-body, do not and chilli together, not the dismemberment (eight chicken) is destroyed (Spicy Chicken) ; Second, do not kill the monkeys we saw the monkeys not stupid, but definitely not your children smart. do not believe to be a test, let your children watch the scene look, not necessarily from this after all obedient. >
monkey said: Please Huaguoshan, in a cage, at least the treatment given to aliens. big a rabbit ......

time, and occasionally eat the tofu, with a

then home, and he bought a bottle.

eat a few, the family was significantly increase the air tofu.

daughter raised a reasonable suggestion:

opened the window glass, into the third floor window ledge of a folder when the two want to eat out, then put the bottle back. Who would have thought this place

is two years!

woke up this weekend, it was dark,

and watches the lights out, dusky corner of a barrier material, suddenly thought to be left out of the tofu.

shortcomings as a person, in a hidden corner of their own can not remember,Bailey UGG boots, others can not see, but to stay there quietly.

I think that starting a bottle of stinky about to throw away a plastic bag.

eagle and the rabbit

According to legend, a rabbit, pretended to be dead on the road, legs Yi Deng, kick the dead eagle.

Rabbit Rabbit is the elite group, the eagle is a group of stupid hawk eagle.



Therefore, rabbits do not always think to capture the eagle, or think about where there is a carrot.

snake rabbit channeling, hawk, outstanding, different.

not to say that a tree stood there silently,

alive dead hit a rabbit it?

experience economy

two days lectures, the professor talked about the stages of economic development, agricultural economy, industrial economy, service economy and experience economy, the first three regular contact with, easy to understand, first heard of the experience economy, but also basic to understand. Experience economy and service economy are inseparable, and tourism in particular is closely related experience as follows:

a single experience: prepare a blue sky, white clouds several flower, rainbow number, clothing set, whip one group of cattle and sheep. Single travelers can rent clothing, whips, cattle and sheep, experience Note: to avoid the wolves, to avoid the dust storm, pay attention to time, do not sheep hungry.

Second, the two experiences: one for obo, the moon one, Begonia flower number. No rain season for a high pressure water jet car, the implementation of closed-end management, ticket sales based. Site Continuous Play Site can be concurrently Begonia flower roses and crafts.

Third, the experience of a family of three: set up in various places

four main groups of three or more tourism revenue for travel agents, day hiking barbecue, nights around the campfire, singing and dancing, were singing

teacher said

Jiujiang Party unforgettable day of learning, the professor's lectures memories, especially the classic expression a few thought-provoking:

a Portrait sun, where it shines bright, Therefore, there is always move very fast in the sheep and the wolf run faster, will always have to be eaten by starving sheep and wolves.

Second, You die because your crazy. God does not directly make you crazy, he can do is to , step by step toward extinction.

Third,

Glances

today, specifically checked the dictionary confirms this: Glances not fall spinach, is the clear autumn wave, metaphor woman's eyes. Has not secretly ogle eyes to someone else, is a look. A song: iron shoes, dim light.

a large number of experiments show that the human eye is a powerful source of pulsed emission, bio-wave frequency can be issued, so that an impact on others. This also explains why some people staring at us from behind, we can feel. Human eyes as peculiar optical system, both acceptable and can transmit signals. Radiation emitted from the eye is short, the same as the x-ray or laser penetrating. This wave can affect the central nervous system, brain and the whole body.

Everyone should use their eyes properly, not only reflects their own, also affects others. Because everyone can see you and more fun.

lungfish

scared cat bark like a dog when the mice after the mice, said: skills for more than a means of survival.

one o'clock yesterday, could not sleep, to read a column about animal programs. Moderator introduction, this fish is called the lung fish,bailey UGG boots, not only the gills, as well as lung, there is water, to breathe with gills, no water, they use lungs to breathe. Said, and he even cracked open the sun of the thick mud, a fish from the inside out, the fish had spent four years in the soil, placed in a container filled with water, it lived over.

This is an adaptation of fish to the environment. People should adapt to the environment. Of course, making various preparations to adapt to environmental needs, and some skill is innate, like the lungfish lungs. Some skills you need to learn in practice, continue to receive practice in learning.



mountain climbing is a sport. A tiring exercise.

behind the house there are mountains, summer, when nothing, climbing has become a recreational activity. Have the following experience:

one, climbing a couple of choices, and another walk, there are others not traveled. Others walked, always easier to go up; others have not traveled, you need step by step, practical to move forward. Of course, know that there are dangerous places to see, probably fell off, we must avoid a walk. No matter which way, as long as teeth, perseverance, you can always reach the top.

Second, to the top of the hill, look looked relaxed and happy. At the same time to see the foot of the person you feel very small, the same people who see you down the mountain is also very small. If you can not see the person down the mountain, the mountain also do not see you. When you have a Fat is not the emotion the poet is lonely.

Third, the mountains there is no housing, no cafeteria, no people. So no matter how long you stay at the top, sooner or later to be down. So when you have a good rest at the top when you have not tired to walk the road, always ready to do a good job down the mountain. Yamashita is the life in the real world. Take it! Mosquitoes!